facepalm relationship

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a relationship that makes you want to slap your face every time you see them because they’re either an idiot or you’re the idiot.

My crush keeps texting me 'u cute' and spelling it wrong. I want to die.

My best friend tried to propose to his pet goldfish. I facepalmed so hard I got a headache.

My mom called me at 2 AM to tell me she saw a ghost. I facepalmed and screamed into my pillow.

a relationship where you’re either the one getting roasted or the one doing the roasting, and it’s always a disaster.

My brother called me at 3 AM to tell me he lost his phone. I told him to go to sleep. He said, 'You’re the worst sibling.'

My girlfriend asked me if I knew what a ‘facepalm’ was. I said, 'No, but I know why you’re doing it.'

My friend tried to explain why he failed his math test. I facepalmed and said, 'You failed because you’re dumb.'

a relationship so bad it feels like you’re constantly slapping your face because you can’t believe you’re still with them.

My ex kept texting me 'I miss you' and then blocked me. I facepalmed and cried.

My roommate tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. I facepalmed and got a burn on my face.

My friend told me he’s moving to Antarctica. I said, 'You’re insane.' He said, 'You’re the one who’s still with me.' I facepalmed.

a relationship that’s like being stuck with someone who’s either the worst or you’re the worst, and you’re both stuck with it.

My friend asked me to help him move. I said yes. He brought 50 boxes. I facepalmed and said, 'Why?'.

My girlfriend texted me, 'I think I’m in love with my cat.' I said, 'So am I.' I facepalmed and cried.

My mom kept telling me I was going to fail my test. I said, 'You’re going to fail your life.' She facepalmed and screamed.

a relationship that’s like being in a constant slap fight with your face because you can’t stand the other person.

My friend told me he’s going to be a wizard. I said, 'You’re not a wizard, you’re a fool.' I facepalmed and left.

My mom said, 'I think I’m going to die.' I said, 'You’re going to die, but not today.' I facepalmed and got a headache.

My brother asked me to be his partner in crime. I said, 'You’re not a partner, you’re a liability.' I facepalmed and laughed.