facepalm relationship
a relationship so bad it feels like you’re constantly slapping your face because you can’t believe you’re still with them.
My ex kept texting me 'I miss you' and then blocked me. I facepalmed and cried.
My roommate tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. I facepalmed and got a burn on my face.
My friend told me he’s moving to Antarctica. I said, 'You’re insane.' He said, 'You’re the one who’s still with me.' I facepalmed.