faceolosopher
Facebook users who think they're profound, but they're just a bunch of loudmouths with no brain. They post about everything and nothing at the same time.
'I have a theory. Also, I'm right. Also, my theory is about life.'
'Life is like a box of chocolates. Also, I'm smart. Also, I'm right.'
'I'm a philosopher. Also, I'm a faceolosopher. Also, I'm right about everything.'