faceolosopher

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Facebook users who think they're deep, but they're just loud and full of hot air. They talk about life like they've lived it, but they've never left their mom's basement.

'Life is a journey, not a destination. Also, I hate my job.'

'I'm not just a philosopher. I'm a faceolosopher. Also, my cat is a philosopher.'

'Deep truths? I've got 17 of them. Also, my ex is a philosopher.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People on Facebook who think they're wise, but they're just full of nonsense and bad opinions. They post about everything, but they know nothing.

'The meaning of life is 42. Also, I'm right about everything.'

'I've got thoughts. Also, I'm smart. Also, I'm right.'

'Life is hard. Also, I'm living it. Also, I'm not wrong.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook users who think they're profound, but they're just a bunch of loudmouths with no brain. They post about everything and nothing at the same time.

'I have a theory. Also, I'm right. Also, my theory is about life.'

'Life is like a box of chocolates. Also, I'm smart. Also, I'm right.'

'I'm a philosopher. Also, I'm a faceolosopher. Also, I'm right about everything.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People on Facebook who think they're smart, but they're just full of hot air and bad ideas. They post about everything like they’re the only one who matters.

'I have thoughts. Also, I'm right. Also, I'm important.'

'Life is hard. Also, I'm smart. Also, I'm not wrong.'

'I'm a faceolosopher. Also, I'm right. Also, I'm wise.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceolosophers are the worst kind of Facebook users. They talk about deep things like they're the only one who knows the truth, but they’re just full of nonsense and bad opinions.

'The universe is a mystery. Also, I'm smart. Also, I'm right.'

'Life is a journey. Also, I'm wise. Also, I'm not wrong.'

'I have a theory about everything. Also, I'm right. Also, I'm important.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago