Facenewb
A person who uses Facebook like it's a cursed spell and still thinks 'like' is a verb you can actually use.
He tried to 'like' a post but it turned into a comment that said 'I like your hair but I also hate your life.'
She 'liked' her own status and then panicked.
He tried to 'unfriend' his crush and accidentally sent her a message that said 'I miss you.'