Facenewb

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A person or group who can't handle Facebook and looks like they just got hit by a digital train.

My aunt tried to post a photo and accidentally tagged her entire high school.

The company's Facebook page is just a bunch of random cat videos and bad grammar.

He sent a message to his ex's mom by mistake because he doesn't know how to use Facebook.

Someone who uses Facebook like it's a foreign language and probably still uses a flip phone.

She posted a status about her dog and it took three days for her husband to reply.

He spent an hour trying to friend his boss because he thought 'like' was the same as 'friend.'

He tried to live stream his dinner and it just showed a blank screen.

A person who can't even figure out how to post a picture without crying or sending a group message to their entire family.

She tried to upload a selfie and it came out like a blurry alien.

He accidentally posted his lunch to his boss's timeline.

She sent a group message to her cousins and her mom's ex.

A person who uses Facebook like it's a cursed spell and still thinks 'like' is a verb you can actually use.

He tried to 'like' a post but it turned into a comment that said 'I like your hair but I also hate your life.'

She 'liked' her own status and then panicked.

He tried to 'unfriend' his crush and accidentally sent her a message that said 'I miss you.'

Any person or group who can't handle Facebook and looks like they just got hit by a digital train and also probably still use a flip phone.

He posted a status about his dog and it took three days for his mom to reply.

She tried to tag her friend in a photo and it turned into a group message to her entire high school.

He accidentally posted his lunch to his boss's timeline and got fired.