Faceman
He’s got a face that doesn’t match up. It’s like he got a face from a different person’s head. It’s confusing.
"He looks like he got a face from a different person’s head.", A friend
"He’s got a face that doesn’t know what it wants.", A guy at the bar
"He’s got a face that doesn’t match the rest of him. It’s like he was born in pieces.", A kid