Faceman

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The guy who talks his way out of trouble and looks good doing it. He’s the con man with the smile that could make a saint blush.
"You’re gonna jail me? I just gave you a free meal and a compliment!", Faceman at a diner
"He’s the reason I got a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot. He looked good enough to be my dad.", A cop
"I married him for his looks. Now I’m stuck with his lies.", A wife on Instagram
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s got a face that could make a statue blush. Women throw themselves at him. Men throw punches.
"He walked into the bar and the whole place got quiet. I walked out.", A bartender
"He’s got a face like a Disney prince. I’ve got a face like a rejected Disney villain.", A guy at a party
"She’s been dating him for 10 years. He still looks like he just got out of a magazine.", A friend
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s the guy who gets all the girls and the best cars. He’s got more charm than a used car salesman on a Saturday.
"He got me a date with my crush. He got himself a BMW.", A friend
"He’s the reason I got dumped. He’s also the reason I got a new car.", A guy at the gym
"He’s like the guy in the movie. I’m like the guy who got stuck in the background.", A teenager
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s got the best genes. It’s not fair. No one else has it. He was born with it. You were born with a curse.
"He got the good genes. I got the bad luck.", A brother
"He’s got the face of a god. I got the face of a man who once got stuck in a door.", A friend
"He was born with a smile. I was born with a scowl.", A cousin
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A New Yorker who’s got a heart of gold and a brain made of jelly. He makes movies and helps out old people. He smells like waffles and hangs big dongs from trees.
"He gave me $20 for my first movie. I gave him a hangman.", A kid
"He’s got a heart of gold and a brain of a donut. I love him.", A friend
"He hangs big dongs from trees. I hang big dongs from my brain.", A guy at the movies
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s got a face that doesn’t match up. It’s like he got a face from a different person’s head. It’s confusing.
"He looks like he got a face from a different person’s head.", A friend
"He’s got a face that doesn’t know what it wants.", A guy at the bar
"He’s got a face that doesn’t match the rest of him. It’s like he was born in pieces.", A kid
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s the guy who posts at TrollKingdom. The best site ever. He’s got more posts than a man who likes to talk.
"He posts at TrollKingdom more than I post on Instagram.", A friend
"He’s got a life online and a life offline. Both are perfect.", A guy
"He’s the guy who makes me laugh. He’s also the guy who makes me post.", A troll
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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