Faceman
A New Yorker who’s got a heart of gold and a brain made of jelly. He makes movies and helps out old people. He smells like waffles and hangs big dongs from trees.
"He gave me $20 for my first movie. I gave him a hangman.", A kid
"He’s got a heart of gold and a brain of a donut. I love him.", A friend
"He hangs big dongs from trees. I hang big dongs from my brain.", A guy at the movies