facelibrarian - Someone who treats Facebook like it’s their only brain, and

Someone who treats Facebook like it’s their only brain, and their face is the only thing worth showing.

I posted a whole Event about going to the store to buy toilet paper. It was called ‘The Great Duck Restock of 2025.’

I don’t even talk to people in real life. I just comment on their photos and hope they reply.

I had 12 friends, and I only added them so I could look cool on my profile.