facelibrarian

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A human who acts like a Facebook robot, obsessed with showing off their face like it’s the only thing that matters.

I took 376 selfies just to show off how many times I can blink in one day.

I don’t even use Messages. I just post everything on my Wall like it’s a public scream.

I only accept friend requests if they promise to boost my friend count. Otherwise, I block them.

Someone who treats Facebook like it’s their only brain, and their face is the only thing worth showing.

I posted a whole Event about going to the store to buy toilet paper. It was called ‘The Great Duck Restock of 2025.’

I don’t even talk to people in real life. I just comment on their photos and hope they reply.

I had 12 friends, and I only added them so I could look cool on my profile.

A human who lives in the Facebook universe and thinks their face is the only thing worth taking pictures of.

I took 376 pictures of myself in one day because I thought I looked like a celebrity.

I don’t use Messages or Comments. I just post everything on my Wall like I’m yelling at the internet.

I only befriend people if they promise to make my friend count go up. Otherwise, I hate them.

A person who thinks Facebook is their whole life and has 376 pictures of their face because they’re too lazy to do anything else.

I posted an Event about buying toilet paper and called it ‘The Great Duck War of 2025.’ It had 12 people coming, and none of them showed up.

I only use my Wall to talk to people. I don’t even know what Messages are.

I don’t even need friends. I just need my friend count to be high so I can look cool.