facelibrarian - A person who thinks Facebook is their whole life and has 376

A person who thinks Facebook is their whole life and has 376 pictures of their face because they’re too lazy to do anything else.

I posted an Event about buying toilet paper and called it ‘The Great Duck War of 2025.’ It had 12 people coming, and none of them showed up.

I only use my Wall to talk to people. I don’t even know what Messages are.

I don’t even need friends. I just need my friend count to be high so I can look cool.