Facelexia - You can’t tell a person’s name from their face, and their fa

You can’t tell a person’s name from their face, and their face is like a f***ing puzzle you can’t solve.

'He looked at me like he was trying to f***ing read my mind.'

'She had a face like a f***ing alien, and I had no idea what her name was.'

'He walked in and I thought he was a new teacher, but he was just my f***ing cousin.'