Facelexia

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When you see someone and you swear you’ve never met them, but you’re 100% sure you’ve heard their name before, like they’re your worst enemy.

'I swear I don’t know who that is, but I’ve heard his name in the bathroom.'

'She walked in and I thought she was a ghost. Then I heard her name and I died.'

'He’s been in class all year and I just now realized he’s the guy who called me a f***ing f***.'

You can’t tell a person’s name from their face, and their face is like a f***ing puzzle you can’t solve.

'He looked at me like he was trying to f***ing read my mind.'

'She had a face like a f***ing alien, and I had no idea what her name was.'

'He walked in and I thought he was a new teacher, but he was just my f***ing cousin.'

You see someone and you swear they’re a different person, but you know their name, and it’s like your brain is f***ing dead.

'I saw her and I thought she was a new student, but she’s my f***ing neighbor.'

'He walked in and I thought he was a f***ing stranger, but he’s my boss.'

'She had the same face as my ex, but it wasn’t her. It was my f***ing mom.'

You know the person’s name, but you can’t tell who they are, like they’re a f***ing ghost that just randomly appears.

'He walked in and I had no idea who he was, but I knew his name. He was like a f***ing ghost.'

'She was in the hallway and I thought she was a f***ing ghost. Then I heard her name.'

'He was in the class and I thought he was a f***ing stranger. Then I heard his name and I died.'

You can’t match a name to a face, and it’s like your brain is f***ing broken.

'He had the same face as my best friend, but it wasn’t him. It was my f***ing teacher.'

'She walked in and I thought she was my f***ing mom, but she was my f***ing cousin.'

'He was in the room and I thought he was my f***ing enemy, but he was my f***ing neighbor.'