facekicker - A drink that tastes like a bar fight and smells like regret.

A drink that tastes like a bar fight and smells like regret. It will make you cry and then laugh at your own tears.

I drank a facekicker and now I'm on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

My friend drank a facekicker and tried to flirt with a barista. It was a disaster.

I had a facekicker and now I can't remember my own name.