facekicker

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A person who kicked your face so hard it felt like your nose got a black eye and your teeth said hello to the sidewalk.
My cousin facekicked me during a video game battle and I still haven't forgiven him.
That guy at the bus stop facekicked me for no reason. I'm still mad.
My dog facekicked me because I took his toy. He's a menace.
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A drink that tastes like a bar fight and smells like regret. It will make you cry and then laugh at your own tears.
I drank a facekicker and now I'm on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.
My friend drank a facekicker and tried to flirt with a barista. It was a disaster.
I had a facekicker and now I can't remember my own name.
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When you use that old Sidekick phone to check Facebook and then get messages about your ex and your mom all at once. It’s like getting stabbed by your feelings.
I was checking Facebook on my Sidekick and my ex liked my post. I died a little inside.
My mom commented on my photo and my ex liked it. It was like being hit by a double whammy.
I got a notification that my crush messaged me. I almost fainted.
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