facejournal
it's like facebook but with real faces stuck in a journal so you can brag to anyone who'll listen that you're the most famous person ever.
i showed my facejournal to my mom and she cried because she didn't know i was that popular
my facejournal has 200 faces and i still don't know who half of them are
i tried to show my facejournal to my crush and he ran away screaming