facejournal

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it's like facebook but with real faces stuck in a journal so you can brag to anyone who'll listen that you're the most famous person ever.

i showed my facejournal to my mom and she cried because she didn't know i was that popular

my facejournal has 200 faces and i still don't know who half of them are

i tried to show my facejournal to my crush and he ran away screaming

facejournal is a fancy way of saying you're a face-collecting jerk who thinks everyone wants to see your face collection.

my facejournal is full of my exes and i still post it every day

i added my teacher's face to my facejournal and now she follows me everywhere

i showed my facejournal to my dog and he stared at me like i was crazy

facejournal is where you put people's faces in a book and say you're important because you know a lot of people.

my facejournal is so big it needs its own shelf in my room

i added my neighbor's face to my facejournal just because he said hi

i showed my facejournal to my friend and he asked if i was trying to be a celebrity