Facegripe
A Facebook rant so loud and full of hate that it sounds like someone is screaming at you from the other side of the universe.
My sister Facegripped me for not helping her clean her room and said I was 'a total slouch and a disappointment.'
My mom Facegripped me for getting a tattoo and said I was 'a mess and a disgrace.'
My friend Facegripped me for not texting her back and said I was 'the worst friend in the whole world.'