Facegripe

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A loud angry post on Facebook that makes everyone around you cringe and wish they had a way to hide.
My ex just posted a Facegripe about how I ate her pizza and called her a 'garbage human.'
My cousin Facegripped his boss for giving him a coffee that was 'like drinking motor oil.'
My neighbor Facegripped me for mowing my lawn on a Saturday and calling it 'a personal attack.'
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A Facebook post so full of hate and bad words that it feels like your face is on fire from the inside out.
My mom Facegripped me for eating cereal for dinner and said I was 'a disgrace to the human race.'
My brother Facegripped his friend for wearing socks with sandals and called him 'a walking insult.'
My friend Facegripped her crush for not texting her back and said he was 'the worst person ever.'
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A Facebook rant so bad that it makes you want to throw your phone out the window and scream into a pillow.
My uncle Facegripped me for not liking his new haircut and said I was 'a rude little brat.'
My teacher Facegripped me for talking in class and said I was 'the worst student in the whole universe.'
My pet dog Facegripped me for stealing his treat and said I was 'a thief with no respect.'
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A Facebook post that is so mean and full of swear words that it feels like you're being yelled at by a giant angry goat.
My friend Facegripped me for not showing up to her party and said I was 'a total no-show and a disappointment.'
My dad Facegripped me for getting a B on my math test and said I was 'a failure and a disgrace.'
My brother Facegripped me for eating his last slice of pizza and called me 'a pig with no manners.'
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A Facebook rant so loud and full of hate that it sounds like someone is screaming at you from the other side of the universe.
My sister Facegripped me for not helping her clean her room and said I was 'a total slouch and a disappointment.'
My mom Facegripped me for getting a tattoo and said I was 'a mess and a disgrace.'
My friend Facegripped me for not texting her back and said I was 'the worst friend in the whole world.'
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A Facebook post that's so full of bad words and mean stuff that it makes your face look like it's been in a fight.
My dad Facegripped me for not doing my chores and said I was 'a lazy good-for-nothing.'
My teacher Facegripped me for talking in class and said I was 'a waste of time and space.'
My friend Facegripped me for eating her lunch and called me 'a pig with no respect.'
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