Facegripe
A Facebook post that is so mean and full of swear words that it feels like you're being yelled at by a giant angry goat.
My friend Facegripped me for not showing up to her party and said I was 'a total no-show and a disappointment.'
My dad Facegripped me for getting a B on my math test and said I was 'a failure and a disgrace.'
My brother Facegripped me for eating his last slice of pizza and called me 'a pig with no manners.'