facefrienenemy
two people who fight like cats and dogs but still friend each other on Facebook so they can both look like they have a bunch of friends, even though they’re both still using the internet like it’s 2005.
You’re still my friend? I still have your stupid picture on my wall.
Why did you friend me? I saw you talk bad about me on TikTok.
I’m your friend? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.