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losers who hate each other in real life but fake friend each other on Facebook so they can both look cool to the other stupid kids who still use websites to talk instead of texting.
Why are you my friend? I saw you eat my lunch.
We’re still friends? I still have your stupid birthday on my phone.
You’re on my friend list? I blocked you on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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two people who fight like cats and dogs but still friend each other on Facebook so they can both look like they have a bunch of friends, even though they’re both still using the internet like it’s 2005.
You’re still my friend? I still have your stupid picture on my wall.
Why did you friend me? I saw you talk bad about me on TikTok.
I’m your friend? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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two people who are best enemies and still fake friend each other on Facebook just so they can show off to the other nerds who still think websites are cool.
You’re my friend? I still remember when you called me a f***ing loser.
Why are you my friend? I saw you steal my pizza.
Still friends? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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two people who hate each other but still friend each other on Facebook just so they can both look like they have a lot of friends, even though they’re both still using the internet like it’s 2010.
Still my friend? I still remember when you laughed at my math test.
Why did you friend me? I saw you post my stupid picture online.
You’re still my friend? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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two people who are best enemies and still fake friend each other on Facebook just so they can both look cool to the other losers who still use websites to talk like they’re in a 2000s movie.
You’re my friend? I saw you laugh at my stupid dance.
Still my friend? I still remember when you called me a f***ing idiot.
Why are you my friend? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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two people who fight like cats and dogs but still friend each other on Facebook just so they can both look like they have a bunch of friends, even though they’re both still using the internet like it’s 2003.
Still my friend? I saw you steal my snack.
Why did you friend me? I saw you post my dumb picture online.
Still friends? I still have your stupid birthday on my phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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