facefamily
Facefamily is when you add fake relatives on Facebook just so you can say you have a real life. They’re not real. They’re just people who know your face.
My facebro is my cousin’s friend’s brother who still lives with his mom and has 300 Facebook friends.
My facemom is my stepmom’s sister’s best friend who still calls me 'sweetie' even though she doesn’t know me.
My facedad is my uncle’s brother’s friend who used to work at the post office and still sends me weird emails.