facefamily

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A fake family you add on Facebook so it looks like you have a real life when you really just have a face dad, face mom, and a facebro who still lives with his mom.

My facebro is my stepdad's cousin's friend who lives with his mom and still uses his old high school email.

My facemom has 12 kids but only 2 are on Facebook and they're both fake.

My facedad is my uncle's brother's best friend who used to work at the gas station and still calls me 'kid'.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Blood relations are real. Facefamily is when you pretend your friends are your family on Facebook just so your profile looks cool and you can post pictures of fake dinners.

My facesis is my best friend's stepmom's niece who I only text once a year.

My facebro is the guy who used to work at the pizza place and still texts me every time they run out of pepperoni.

My facemom is my old neighbor who still calls me 'honey' even though she hasn't seen me in 5 years.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facefamily is when you add fake relatives on Facebook just so you can say you have a real life. They’re not real. They’re just people who know your face.

My facebro is my cousin’s friend’s brother who still lives with his mom and has 300 Facebook friends.

My facemom is my stepmom’s sister’s best friend who still calls me 'sweetie' even though she doesn’t know me.

My facedad is my uncle’s brother’s friend who used to work at the post office and still sends me weird emails.

by Slangipedia 4d ago