facefamily
Blood relations are real. Facefamily is when you pretend your friends are your family on Facebook just so your profile looks cool and you can post pictures of fake dinners.
My facesis is my best friend's stepmom's niece who I only text once a year.
My facebro is the guy who used to work at the pizza place and still texts me every time they run out of pepperoni.
My facemom is my old neighbor who still calls me 'honey' even though she hasn't seen me in 5 years.