Facedruff - Facedruff is when your face is so rough it could sandpaper a

Facedruff is when your face is so rough it could sandpaper a car and still be mad about it.

I touched my cheek and it felt like a desert with no water.

My face flaked off like I’d been fighting a brick wall.

I tried to laugh and my face cracked like it had a bad attitude.