Facedruff

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Facedruff is when your face looks like a dead raccoon got into a bag of cornflakes and then tried to sneeze.

My face is so dry I could start a fire with it.

I tried to rub my nose and it came off in chunks.

I looked in the mirror and my face was flaking like a bad relationship.

Facedruff is the stuff that falls off your face when you try to look cool but end up looking like a dried-up soup.

I tried to smooth my face and it fell off like a bad decision.

My nose looked like it had been in a blender.

I brushed my cheek and it scattered like confetti at a funeral.

Facedruff is when your face is so rough it could sandpaper a car and still be mad about it.

I touched my cheek and it felt like a desert with no water.

My face flaked off like I’d been fighting a brick wall.

I tried to laugh and my face cracked like it had a bad attitude.

Facedruff is when your face looks like it’s been through a war and lost.

My face was flaking like it had been in a blender.

I looked like I had been hit by a snowstorm and a cheeseburger.

I tried to smile and my face fell apart like a bad joke.

Facedruff is when your face looks like it’s been sitting in a bucket of dirt for too long.

I looked like I had been in a landfill and forgot to wash my face.

My skin was flaking like it had a grudge against me.

I tried to wipe my nose and it came off in pieces.