facedork
That friend who lives on Facebook like it’s their second home and updates their status more than a chatty kid at lunch.
'Just woke up.', 10 minutes later: 'Still awake. Life is happening.'
'Drinking coffee.', 15 minutes later: 'Still drinking coffee. Life is good.'
'Feeling alive.', 1 hour later: 'Still feeling alive. Still on Facebook.'