facedork
A Facebook friend who’s more obsessed with their status updates than they are with their actual life and updates it more than a parrot updates its beak.
'Just had breakfast.', 10 minutes later: 'Still alive. Still on Facebook.'
'Going for a walk.', 25 minutes later: 'Back from the walk. Life is still good.'
'Feeling bored.', 1 hour later: 'Still bored. Still updating.'