facedork - A Facebook friend who updates their status more than a kid u

A Facebook friend who updates their status more than a kid updates their game score and acts like their whole life is on the internet.

'Just got out of bed.', 5 minutes later: 'Still in the house. Life is going.'

'Eating breakfast.', 20 minutes later: 'Still eating. Still living.'

'Thinking about my day.', 1 hour later: 'Still thinking. Still on Facebook.'