facedodger
Someone who avoids social media like it's a cursed trap, often because they're scared of the internet or think everyone else is watching them.
He refuses to use Twitter because he thinks the whole world is following him.
She avoids Snapchat because she doesn’t want to know what her brother is doing at 2 a. m.
He only uses WhatsApp because he says Facebook is 'too loud and full of drama.'