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A person who hides from social media like it's the plague, usually because they're too scared of the internet or think their privacy is more important than their sanity.
I don't use Facebook because I don't want my ex to know I still eat cereal for dinner.
He quit Instagram because he saw his cousin's face in a filter and it haunted him.
She texts me instead of using TikTok because she says the app is 'too loud and full of drama.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Someone who avoids social media like it's a cursed trap, often because they're scared of the internet or think everyone else is watching them.
He refuses to use Twitter because he thinks the whole world is following him.
She avoids Snapchat because she doesn’t want to know what her brother is doing at 2 a. m.
He only uses WhatsApp because he says Facebook is 'too loud and full of drama.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who runs from social media like it's a monster, usually because they're too scared of the internet or think people are out to get them.
She hides from Instagram because she thinks her crush is following her.
He doesn’t use TikTok because he says the app is 'too loud and full of drama.'
He only texts because he thinks using Twitter is like being chased by a monster.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who flees from social media like it’s a fire, often because they’re too scared of the internet or think they’re being spied on.
He refuses to use Facebook because he says it's like being followed by a fire.
She avoids Instagram because she thinks her teacher is checking her profile.
He only uses WhatsApp because he says Twitter is 'too loud and full of drama.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who hides from social media like it’s a monster, usually because they’re too scared of the internet or think everyone is watching them.
She avoids TikTok because she thinks her crush is watching her every move.
He doesn’t use Instagram because he says it’s 'too loud and full of drama.'
He only texts because he thinks using Facebook is like being watched by a monster.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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