FaceDeuce
When you sit on the toilet and post on Facebook like you’re not covered in poop and it’s still going.
Posted 'I’m feeling amazing' while I was still covered in poop and it was still going.
Took a picture of my breakfast and posted it while I was still number two-ing.
Sent my mom a message saying 'I love you' while I was still covered in poop and it was still going.