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When you sit on the toilet and post on Facebook like you're not covered in poop.

Just pooped my brains out and still posted a status about how bad my day was.

Took a picture of my breakfast and posted it while I was still number two-ing.

Facebook live streamed my entire poop session and called it 'a morning ritual.'

Posting on Facebook while you're still in the middle of a poop and it’s still going.

I posted 'Feeling amazing' right as my butt started to feel like it was on fire.

Took a selfie with my phone stuck up my butt and posted it as 'My new look.'

Typed out a whole essay on Facebook while I was still number two-ing and it came out in the middle of my post.

When you’re so obsessed with Facebook that you post even though your pants are soaked in poop.

Posted a picture of my lunch while my pants were soaked in my own poop.

Sent my mom a message saying 'I love you' while I was still number two-ing and it came out in the middle of the message.

Took a video of my cat and posted it while I was still sitting on the toilet.

When you post on Facebook while you’re still covered in poop and it’s still going.

Posted 'I’m feeling great' while I was still covered in my own poop and it was still going.

Took a picture of my face and posted it while I was still covered in poop.

Sent my best friend a message saying 'I miss you' while I was still number two-ing and it came out in the middle of the message.

When you sit on the toilet and post on Facebook like you’re not covered in poop and it’s still going.

Posted 'I’m feeling amazing' while I was still covered in poop and it was still going.

Took a picture of my breakfast and posted it while I was still number two-ing.

Sent my mom a message saying 'I love you' while I was still covered in poop and it was still going.

Posting on Facebook while you’re still in the middle of a poop and your pants are soaked in poop.

Posted a picture of my lunch while my pants were soaked in my own poop.

Took a video of my cat and posted it while I was still number two-ing and my pants were soaked in poop.

Sent my best friend a message saying 'I miss you' while I was still number two-ing and my pants were soaked in poop.