FaceDeuce
Posting on Facebook while you’re still in the middle of a poop and your pants are soaked in poop.
Posted a picture of my lunch while my pants were soaked in my own poop.
Took a video of my cat and posted it while I was still number two-ing and my pants were soaked in poop.
Sent my best friend a message saying 'I miss you' while I was still number two-ing and my pants were soaked in poop.