Facedbooking
Getting so wasted you post on Facebook like your brain is on fire and your mouth is a trash can.
I just ate 12 tacos and I'm posting this at 3 a. m. My dog is judging me.
My ex is in my 'interested in' list and I have no idea why.
I posted a picture of my pizza and called it 'art' and it's not even good.