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Getting so wasted you post on Facebook like your brain is on fire and your mouth is a trash can.
I just ate 12 tacos and I'm posting this at 3 a. m. My dog is judging me.
My ex is in my 'interested in' list and I have no idea why.
I posted a picture of my pizza and called it 'art' and it's not even good.
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The aftermath of a night where you posted everything you regret and nothing you remember.
I commented on my mom's photo and said she looks like a raccoon. She still follows me.
I changed my relationship status to 'single' but I'm still with my girlfriend. That's not how this works.
I liked 12 photos of my dog and now he thinks he's a celebrity.
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When you block, hide, or delete posts on Facebook just to look cool or avoid getting called out.
I hid my post about my boss being a jerk because he follows me.
I blocked my crush because he commented on my photo and I don't know what to say.
I deleted my status about my job being a nightmare because my boss saw it.
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Posting on Facebook when you're so drunk you think you're a famous influencer and your phone is a microphone.
I posted a video of me dancing in my pajamas and said it's my new music video.
I commented on my friend's post and said I'm the best at everything. I'm not even sure what that means.
I posted a selfie and said I look like a movie star. My dog looked at me like I was insane.
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