Facedating - When you drink so much you end up in the hospital or you’re

When you drink so much you end up in the hospital or you’re so wasted you can’t remember your own name.

I drank until I passed out. Now I have a tattoo of a beer can on my leg.

I woke up in a stranger’s house with a hangover so bad I cried.

I drank so much I forgot my own birthday. Again.