facebwank
Facebwanking is when you stare at Facebook pictures like they’re your last hope, trying to find someone who still looks good enough to make you forget your life is a mess.
DM: 'I facebwanked my old crush. She’s still hot. I’m still sad.'
Tweet: 'Facebwanking = 3 a. m. + Facebook + regret.'
Text: 'I just facebwanked my old friend. He’s fat. I’m fatter. Life is over.'