facebwank

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A Facebook-Wank. You’re sitting there, hard as a brick, clicking through old photos of people you used to know, just hoping someone still has a decent body or a good smile. You feel like a total loser after you’re done.

DM: 'Why do I still look at my ex's photos at 2 a. m.?'

Tweet: 'Facebwanking is the only thing keeping me from crying.'

Text: 'I just facebwanked my old math teacher. Why? I don't know. Just felt like it.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facebwanking is when you stare at Facebook pictures like they’re your last hope, trying to find someone who still looks good enough to make you forget your life is a mess.

DM: 'I facebwanked my old crush. She’s still hot. I’m still sad.'

Tweet: 'Facebwanking = 3 a. m. + Facebook + regret.'

Text: 'I just facebwanked my old friend. He’s fat. I’m fatter. Life is over.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facebwanking is like a dirty habit. You do it every time you’re bored, lonely, or just plain stupid. You end up feeling worse than you did before.

Text: 'I facebwanked my old crush. She’s married. I’m single. Life is unfair.'

DM: 'Facebwanking is my new addiction. I can’t stop.'

Tweet: 'Facebwanking = 10 minutes of joy, 1 hour of shame.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago