facebukakke
Facebukakke is Facebook but it’s like a cursed version of it, where you can’t escape the stupid stuff people post.
My facebukakke feed is full of my old classmates and their weird life updates.
I joined facebukakke for a friend, and now I have 50 friends I don’t know.
I posted a photo on facebukakke, and now my facebukakke app is sending me notifications every minute.