facebukakke

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A gross nickname for Facebook, like calling it a poop trap because joining it means you’ll get buried in stupid stuff.

My mom joined facebukakke and now she’s crying because she has 100 cousins she never knew existed.

I told my friend to quit facebukakke because his ex keeps sending him dumb memes at 2 a. m.

My dog has a facebukakke account. It’s just a bunch of blurry photos and a cat filter.

Facebukakke is Facebook but way worse, like when your whole life becomes a trash can and you can’t stop throwing stuff in it.

I tried to leave facebukakke, but my boss tagged me in a stupid post about pizza.

My facebukakke feed is full of people I don’t know and their weird dog selfies.

My facebukakke birthday post had 12 people I’ve never met commenting on it.

Facebukakke is like Facebook but it’s the worst, like when you sign up and your life turns into a never-ending party you didn’t ask for.

I joined facebukakke for fun, and now I have 200 friends and a notification every minute.

My facebukakke group is called ‘People Who Still Use Facebook’ and it’s full of my old teachers.

I posted a photo of my dinner on facebukakke and now my uncle is messaging me about my cooking.

Facebukakke is Facebook with extra poop, like when you join and your whole life becomes a mess of stupid posts and random people.

My facebukakke profile picture is my cat, but my mom insists it’s me.

I tried to delete facebukakke, but my facebukakke app keeps coming back like a monster.

I got a message on facebukakke from my second cousin asking if I still like pizza.

Facebukakke is Facebook but it’s like a cursed version of it, where you can’t escape the stupid stuff people post.

My facebukakke feed is full of my old classmates and their weird life updates.

I joined facebukakke for a friend, and now I have 50 friends I don’t know.

I posted a photo on facebukakke, and now my facebukakke app is sending me notifications every minute.

Facebukakke is like Facebook but it’s the worst, like when your whole life becomes a never-ending joke that you didn’t sign up for.

I joined facebukakke to talk to my friend, and now I have 100 friends I don’t know.

My facebukakke group is called ‘People Who Still Use Facebook’ and it’s full of my old teachers.

My facebukakke birthday post had 20 people commenting on it, and none of them are my friends.