FaceBukake
You use FB to show your Ex every hot girl you're with so she knows she's the last one you'd ever want to be stuck with.
My Ex just said: 'I had a better body and a better brain. Now you're just using me for my soul.'
I posted a picture of me and my new girlfriend, and my Ex wrote: 'I’m still your soul, and I’m still in pain.'
My Ex called me and said: 'You’re still a mess, but now you’ve got more messes.'