FaceBukake

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Showing your Ex every single hot girl you're cheating with on FB so she knows you're now the king of the bed and she's just the queen of the trash can.
Hey look at this hot barista I’m dating now. You were just my barista. You’re not even my barista anymore.
I posted a selfie with my new girlfriend and my ex’s face is in the background. It’s like a horror movie.
My ex just commented on my post: 'You're still ugly, but now you're also a cheater.'
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You post all your new flings on FB to make your Ex feel like she was just the side dish and not the main course.
'Just had the best time with my new crush. She’s hot and she knows it.', My Ex just sent me a heart emoji and a crying face.
My Ex DM’d me: 'You’re still a loser, but now you’ve got more losers.'
I posted a group photo with my new girlfriend and my ex’s ex. She replied: 'At least you're not still with me.'
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You use FB to show your Ex every hot girl you're with so she knows she's the last one you'd ever want to be stuck with.
My Ex just said: 'I had a better body and a better brain. Now you're just using me for my soul.'
I posted a picture of me and my new girlfriend, and my Ex wrote: 'I’m still your soul, and I’m still in pain.'
My Ex called me and said: 'You’re still a mess, but now you’ve got more messes.'
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