FaceBukake
You post all your new flings on FB to make your Ex feel like she was just the side dish and not the main course.
'Just had the best time with my new crush. She’s hot and she knows it.', My Ex just sent me a heart emoji and a crying face.
My Ex DM’d me: 'You’re still a loser, but now you’ve got more losers.'
I posted a group photo with my new girlfriend and my ex’s ex. She replied: 'At least you're not still with me.'
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