Facebuddy - Someone you call a friend on Facebook but they're not your f

Someone you call a friend on Facebook but they're not your friend. They're more like a distant cousin you don't like.

I added my neighbor as a facebuddy because he yelled at me for leaving my trash out. Now he's my best friend. What even is life?

My facebuddy is my dog. He has 3 friends. I have 100. He doesn't care.

I'm friends with my crush on Facebook. He's my facebuddy. He doesn't know I like him. I'm a coward.