Facebuddy

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A fake friend you have on Facebook because you liked their profile picture but don't know them from Adam.

Hey, I saw your facebuddy list and I'm like, who is this guy? He's got 200 friends and a cat.

I added my barista as a facebuddy because she gave me free coffee. Now she's my best friend. Joke's on me.

My ex is still my facebuddy. I blocked her, but she's still there. Like, what even is Facebook anymore?

That person who's on your friend list but has never talked to you and probably thinks you're a weirdo.

My facebuddy has 500 friends and still doesn't know who I am. I feel like a ghost.

I'm friends with my teacher on Facebook. He's my facebuddy. I'm not even allowed to talk to him outside class.

My facebuddy is my uncle. He doesn't know I'm his niece. It's like a family secret.

Someone you call a friend on Facebook but they're not your friend. They're more like a distant cousin you don't like.

I added my neighbor as a facebuddy because he yelled at me for leaving my trash out. Now he's my best friend. What even is life?

My facebuddy is my dog. He has 3 friends. I have 100. He doesn't care.

I'm friends with my crush on Facebook. He's my facebuddy. He doesn't know I like him. I'm a coward.

A person you pretend to know on Facebook but you're not even close. They're more like a stranger with a fake ID.

My facebuddy is my mom's friend. She added me because she thought I was her kid. I'm not even close.

I'm friends with my math teacher's ex on Facebook. She's my facebuddy. I don't even know her.

I added my facebuddy because he had a cool name. Now I have to talk to him. I regret my life choices.

A person you have on your friend list but they're not your friend. They're just a background character in your Facebook story.

My facebuddy is my gym teacher. He doesn't know I'm his student. He's like, 'Hey, you're my friend? I don't even remember you.'

I added my facebuddy because he was my classmate in 2005. Now he's my best friend. What even is time?

My facebuddy is my cat. He has 2 friends. I have 100. He doesn't care.