facebotch - when you try to spy on someone via Facebook but they catch y

when you try to spy on someone via Facebook but they catch you and block you because you're too dumb and you don't know how to hide your face

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn’t even know she could see me.

I friended my crush and now she knows I'm a stalker. I’m so embarrassed.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I didn’t know how to fix that.