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when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they block you because you're a total noob and you didn't know how to hide your face

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn't even know she could do that.

I friended my ex's mom. That was not a good move.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but it was private. I didn't know how to fix that.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a total disaster of trying to spy on someone through Facebook because they set their privacy to the highest level and you're too dumb to figure it out

I tried to stalk my crush but she set her profile to private. I had no idea what that meant.

I friended my teacher and now he knows I'm a creep.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but it wouldn’t let me. I’m not even sure why.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you try to sneak peek at someone's life through Facebook but they catch you and block you because you're too obvious and clumsy

I friended my crush and now she knows I'm a stalker. I’m so embarrassed.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I didn’t even know she could see that.

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I was too obvious.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they block you because you’re a total idiot and you didn’t know how to hide your face

I friended my crush and she blocked me. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I didn’t know how to fix that.

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn’t know how privacy settings worked.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you try to spy on someone via Facebook but they catch you and block you because you're too dumb and you don't know how to hide your face

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn’t even know she could see me.

I friended my crush and now she knows I'm a stalker. I’m so embarrassed.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I didn’t know how to fix that.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they block you because you're too dumb to know how to hide your face and you made it obvious

I friended my crush and she blocked me. I didn’t even know that was possible.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I was too obvious.

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn’t know how privacy settings worked.

by Slangipedia 3d ago